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 17.06.2011
Conversation with a friend. (Sasha, the girl of Dima, have been dating for a long time)
I: Where do you get the fingers under every eye?
I sit with my mother and drink tea. We decided when to congratulate the grandmother with dr. I say that the day is busy, the mother is trying what. Well, I take from the value and lament that I will go to the mistress, although I went to the billiard with the guys.
I: Fuck, your mom loves Sasha!
The smoke: UGU Well, she squeezed, let’s say what a goat I am, well, and I went...
I: A double blow?
The smoke. Then I showed that my stupidity knows no boundaries. As the mother told the truth, laughed, all affairs were reconciled. Well, I told Sasuke in the evening, instead of being stupid...
I: I did not understand?
Dima: Then I understood, but I just uttered the word ‘love’... Fuck, where did the baby have such a blow...
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