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 23.12.2007
I walk with my dog on a guide which by nature is a Caucasian, very scary in appearance... But by nature she is very kind, nobody touches 100% and a woman goes to meet. The following dialogue:
Do you have a bad dog?
Not very much, but you can go through.
Do you hold it well?
(The fact is that you can go through)
well...
Why is she without a beard?
(Because she is good)
Don’t be afraid, I won’t bite you.
What if she hits me?
(I have already said...)
I’m holding it on the rope, you see?
What if the reason is broken?
(And here I said the phrase she wanted to hear from the beginning)
Fuck it will be...
(There were no more questions)
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