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 25.06.2011
I sit in the jacuzzi pool in the fitness club. Next to me is another very pregnant woman, rubbing about the maternity house and so on. Here comes a man, sitting next to me, to my left. We reduce the noise, but continue to talk about pregnant topics. The girl asks: "and he is pushing heavily?"I say, well, yes, this is what she just got with her heel under her left ribs. At these words, the man was almost thrown out of the water out of indignation, he cried for a long time, through the noise of the water we only uncovered, "If I hit you, then by chance, and then - not with the heel, but with the hand, and not on the ribs, but on the foot." How then we laughed all three did not drown - I don't know))))

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