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 28.06.2011
In the USSR, there were collective brigades of artists who travelled around the country with concerts from various philharmonies. One such group of artists - both famous and beginners - came to a small village in the
The submarine. The concert was scheduled in an old wooden club, in which
There was no water or sewerage. The toilet was located on the street - a booth of 1.5 x 1.5 meters with a burial hole. And it happened all in the winter, in the strong frost.
The beginner singer Leščenko felt the need to visit the toilet shortly before the concert. Running out into the street in a concert suit and light shoes he did not risk and therefore decided to adjust for the realization of the wish the cage, standing in the room near the exit to the stage.
Lechchenko's attempt was stopped by the unexpected appearance of the wave. The club. She sharply pulled out of Lechchenko’s hands a bucket and shouted:
“How you are not ashamed! You are a beginner artist. This is for Mahomet!”
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1106/o110627;1.html
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