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 01.07.2011
From the Women’s Forum:

Details are good. I once visualized a future neighbor on the transatlantic — not a joke, 10 hours of flight. I wanted young and sporty. With me was a 13-year-old boy, a member of the children’s hockey team of Russia. Then the next time I went into the details: tall, pumped, ardent, attentive, beautiful, cheerful, younger than me, but long already adult, cheerful. In the end, next to me was a two-meter-high pumped black man twenty-five years old, watching a film about hamsters all the way and wildly rusting. A, attentive, yes, served chips and offered one headset from hamsters.
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