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 08.05.2008
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Hi to everyone. I worked for 2 hours, more accurately 2 hours. He made a high leap down from the roof of our barley, when landing slipped on a cow’s leaf and hit the left horn of our bull with his stomach. The press got sick. After that, I stood up and shook my phone in my pocket to call an ambulance, but the bull suddenly started attacking. I had to run, pulling my hands out of my pocket. I don’t run with my hands in my pockets. While pulling out my hands, the phone fell out, and this is my favorite Nokia 3310 I spent 1.5 years on it. While I rescued her from the bull’s bite, it hit my leg on my head twice. I had to show the animal Kong-fu. After receiving a resource from a tractor Belarus, the bull surrendered and I quietly went to the hospital.
P.S Parkour is cool, do it, it will help you survive!! to
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