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 04.07.2011
Tavareschu Phu
Puch: (the town is not big, the director was pleased at work, said that to help the girl took me, the secretary that - Natalie call)
Yesterday decided to walk with a friend, drink a beer, in the prospect to meet the girls. I drank, sat on the bench in front of two charming creatures, I come to meet.
I am a girl, can you make a company, serve a ice cream?
She’s gone naughty, we and the Webes don’t get to know.
Sit down to the laughing friend, continue to drink, then the dialogues of the girls:
They said that I would help some boss with papers, well there drawing.
Is the boss young?
I didn’t see him, he was in a rookie.
I don’t believe my ears...
I approach and ask:
My name is Natasha?
Yes, but how do you know? 0 - O
I was not in the Growth, but in the Growth Surveillance, drawing documents. Has the medical commission passed?
It is no, it is 0
I can't go by, I don't need such a fucking helper!
I should have seen her face 😉

That’s right, there’s nothing a girl to do when she doesn’t get to know webcams!!! to
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