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 09.05.2008
We have a buffet at the university where an elderly woman serves (the tables are wiped, the chairs are repaired). It is crazy. Always dissatisfied with something. Everyone in the universe knows it. Once we (3 group members and 1 group member) came to eat, stood in line, sat down at the table and wrapped the purchased food. The case approaches a break in the buffet, no new customers are allowed, and only we and another young man are left in the buffet. This grandmother walks wiping, cries about the fact that students are such pigs... She goes to our table. We have already prepared to hear about the fact that we are not rushing, at all ham, etc. Instead, she looks at us so affectionately and, smiling with a kind smile, says, “You eat, eat. You have not long left..." The appetite is gone...
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