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 09.05.2008
The call. I pick up the phone and a friend asks:
Do you have a suitcase for transporting animals? I need to bring the cat.
I answer honestly, because I do not.
A few minutes later, the same friend called again:
Is there a five-liter bank? It doesn’t run in a three-liter.
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