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 10.07.2011
With apples:
My teaching had 2 tickets No. 13 and No. 21, which the student received "from" and was willing to wave with a closed session! For the love of the devil and the point he chose these numbers, history silences, history says that in 30 years of his work experience at no exam he has changed his tradition. I have to say that I did not differ in attachment and my roots in student balance too, as a result of which we were assigned an anal execution!
We, prepared to remain without a spell, had fun on my birthday and with a 30-minute delay came to the auditorium, in which the glasses spotted as soon as we entered... Prepod, starting with a thick trolling, gently allowed us to take the tickets, well, and we, the hoole, ready for everything, took 2 neighboring leaves, and mentally ready for the gesture, looked at their content. There was no limit to our enthusiasm))) I have "blackjack" and Pavlik has "a dozen+1". A dull scene, especially nervous twists and botanists make silent cries, the teacher's face expresses universal sorrow from the abundance of burned clay in shorts... We understand that this is a failure, but after 2 minutes, drinking in the dining room with compotes, we understand that the session in the pocket, freedom for 2 weeks, the liver nervously stains...
The preponderance has not retreated, crush!
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