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 12.07.2011
A famous sailor told me. A couple of years ago, on a section from India to Suez, they were assigned two guards with calashes as a remedy against Somali pirates. The guards were bored and entertained shooting at beer banks. Shoot the crew. They explained that the ammunition is still written on the heroic reflection of the pirate attack. This abomination was closely watched by the crew's favorite, a young boarding chimpanzee by name.
by Abdula. The character of the "White Sun of the Desert" he reminded with his endurance and insatiability, qualities for monkeys are rare, for which he received his nickname. He liked the shooting. But closer to
Many other vessels appeared around the Strait of Bab-el-Mandeb, and the wreckage stopped. Abdul became bored, he demanded the continuation of the banquet and went to the machine himself. They decided to comfort him, wearing a helmet, hanging a machine on their chest and taking photos, and then showing him - Abdul was easily recognized in the photos. The machine was on the security, so there was nothing dangerous in such a shooting. It looked like a crew. With a quick move, Abdul smashed the prison and pressed on the shovel.
The Kalashnikov machine in the hands of a monkey, like any recruiter, is a terrible weapon. From horror he did not let him go until the whole horn had flown out into the air. Abdul was thrown on the deck and pulled on it with a tactical frequency of ten shots per second. It turned into a classic jet engine, until it turned its back into a rub. He continued to shoot in a seated position. In honor of the primate, all the bullets went to the sky. He wanted to beat him hard, but by the time he was finally caught, the situation changed a lot. Unlike the crew, which had little time to see in the position of the deck, from the surrounding Somali boats and boats this scene of the everyday life of the Russian ship was viewed magnificently. All of them, mostly, of course, civilians, moved away at a respectable distance, and a couple of boats generally disappeared from the horizon.
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