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 13.07.2011
<4p> what do you have?
<ssury> is good!
<ssury> you remember, told how in the winter arrested a dumb man for scandering the anti-state slogan "Live Belarus"?
<ssury> is this! We have great attractions on Wednesday!
Last week, a single-handed man was arrested for knocking his hands!! to
<ssury> but here тутбай writes: To one woman with bags at the exit of the hypermarket jumped two, took under the hands, asked: "Do you participate in the action?" - replied: "Yes". Trapped in the car. Then she told me that she thought they were asking for a sale.
<4p> a..
<ssury> A man was detained in Bangalore Square, who called the police because he saw some bandits attack people. The policemen ran to him, took him, and said:" We will find out". He said, “It’s I called the police, there’s a fight, someone’s fighting.” And took him. In court he was asked: "Do you acknowledge your guilt?" "Yes, I acknowledge. I was screaming" - "What did you shout?" - "I shouted: police, police!"
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