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 14.07.2011
In short there is such an analysis “Urin analysis by Nechiporenko” usually our translated it simply as “A urine test”. Well, one newcomer was entrusted to translate the list of insurance payments on medical insurance for the month of May to one of the largest factories in Ukraine. About 40,000 people are insured. More than three of them underwent this analysis. Well, she translated it through Google and he issued the translation “A urine test for Nechiporenko” which can literally be translated as “Urin analysis for Nechiporenko” and all this was sent to the reinsurer to Belgium. They get the answer this morning. are ready? “In the report you sent, there is a certain Mr. Nechiporenko who tested the urine 3,617 times and this is only in one month. Please clarify what disease requires such frequent urine tests? How long does Mr. Nechiporenko have to go through this analysis and what stage of recovery is he? And I’d like to see a picture of a man who took 3,617 urine tests a month, after which he must be very dehydrated.”
The guys looked the same with humor.
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