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 23.12.2007
and whisky:
I go into the store, I watch the family there: Mom, Dad, son ten years old.
Mom: Fuck, I have to go to Shura tomorrow.
Daddy: Well, fuck your shura, she's stupid and dumb, and do there dumb, dumb dumb we'll dumb there?
Son: I can’t do it tomorrow too, we agreed to go to Hermitage.
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