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 19.07.2011
I watched the American comedy “Tensions of the Twilight”. Special agents and all that.
So there is a moment when the computer screen of the main Russian bandy is shown. On the screen he had a table in Russian (!) with the malicious equipment he was going to purchase, including:
- motorcycles (this is a normal option);
- nuclear detonators (also logically - for the villain);
The house theater :)
The key set :)
The table for dinner :-)
and the ceiling ventilator :-))))
and the most masterpiece: steel foot shoes :-)))))))))))) five points!
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