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 21.07.2011
I watched the filmmaker "Siberian screwdriver" Mikhalkov on Sunday evening.
Monday morning at 7 a.m. will be faithful because my alarm woke her up and I didn’t. I successfully fall asleep for another 15 minutes (and in those 15 minutes I dream that I am referred to Siberia for 10 years) I wake up from the push of a loved one, thinking that I still have to go to the link. In the head of the most complete pofigism and recognition of this fact as due. I ask in the emptiness: " what to do that hope"
On what female responds: "Go to work dumb"

I’ve never been to work on Monday.)
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