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 23.07.2011
"Listen, your boy came to me, everything was repaired and everything was done, and how do you know him?"? to
M is? Why to you?
-Well, how to say, when my mom at home bushes that I drop under the evening, small arranges some understandable only to her sabantuy, and I can not even go in the shower... and here he, coming to my mom from the threshold gives ice cream, small psp swung up, sat behind the computer. there is a shaman, I quickly in the shower, and when I got out there is not... and he smooked my T-shirt I prepared for the exit. Give me his phone number!!! to
You both, he and he, he argued with me that you will ask for his phone number first, and I know you and your talent to advance.... challenged him three cleaning genes in his apartment(((( you have his phone, and I'll tell him what I'll say!and (

Diaiim, you’re named Dima, I remember :) Come again = )
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