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 23.07.2011
from ZH:
I roll out, I mean, in the corner, in the square, where there is usually no one in the morning, I get the headphones... And suddenly I realize that half the man is running out of the bottom of the house. Half naked and beautiful. From the effect of a slight surprise I publish AAAAAAAAAA!
The man also publishes AAAAAAAAAAAA, because he did not see me and disappears. In the basement window, it appeared. Then again appears his half, who supports his head with his hand and asks, "Girl, what are you eating?"
Centaurus, I guess, is a man above, and a house below! Chase charms and seduces, you need to pick up your garbage bag and take your feet away!")
What... What are you doing?
You are the first to start!
And I can think, every day I have men out of the house! You may have been... cut off!
She picked up a bag of garbage and left. With the head raised, of course.
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