I have a friend, director and owner of a fairly large, with good turnover, company. And he has everything like people: a house, an apartment, a car, a yacht, a wife and a mistress (a secretary is a referent).
And here is how I went to him in the office of affairs, the secretary serves us coffee, but I bring to the coffee chocolate, and him demonstrably caramel candy - to my astonished look a friend, squeezing his eyes, replied:
"Yes, I went here to the left from the left..."
I thought a lot...