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 29.07.2011
Rinka: “Crazy” today was the most ridiculous incident
Rinka: [describes how she slept to work from the phone]
Dark Stranger: I thought it.
RINKA: What did you think?
Maybe you went home from the store, carrying a small bag of apples. Suddenly, his pen broke off and the apples broke down the road. You sat down to collect them, a beautiful representative car passed by. But after stopping next to you, a nice guy came out of her and started helping you collect apples. It was the last one left and you both pulled after him, and accidentally touched his hands, lifting up your eyes you met him with a glance. When you both got upset, he gave you an apple. Thank you very much, you hurried to get in. He cried out to you, and you engaged in a conversation. Then you invited him for tea. After drinking tea, he left. But a few hours later he stood by your door with flowers. You could not open the door because the door was closed. So I sat down before the master and MCS arrived and was late to work.
Dark Stranger: this is ridiculous))) and you are talking on the phone))
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