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 30.07.2011
An acquaintance with an ambulance:
The bomb was taken. 36 / alk dementia / polyneuropathy, dry all, the compression muscles are inerved - such an ammonia piece in the embryonic posture is unrealistic. Cardiomine was stuck in the nostrils, she was soaked in the car. And in the receiver there is just a place for such VIPs, we put her there gently, and she talked - I said I am cool, I have a tower of jürfak mgou, yes, I know the chief of the obzdon of himkinsky, I have my own apartment on the sovhoshny. I take it and tell her, there are no more of your chemicals, there is no police, there is no street, there is no land at all. Feldscher hanged over her and said, "We are the alpha centurions, you are the last of the Earthans, we need your gene to clone Earthans, you will start new Earthans, they will all be like you. Do you have your own lips? Without a silicon? She is yes! I need your lips, your chest, your buttocks and your musk. We will study them separately. She will assure me, I will not give it back to Earth, I don’t want to go to Mars. I was crying 😉
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