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 01.08.2011
I went with my father to the Red Square. I have to say that the procedure of entry was quite non-trivial - first a long row, then a police frame, and next to a storage camera. Through it, in violation of the procedure, a couple of Chinese people attempted to penetrate, who were hindered by one violator of the law. This is the situation: he calls them "no" in Russian and points to the frame, they give him something in Chinese and break through, he sends them again "no" and sends them to the frame.
After fifteen minutes of confrontation, the mint can’t stand and cries in the hearts: “Hey, fuck!” You’re there with two plastic iPhones, why don’t you understand simple things?! to
People around looked at the mint with understanding and smiles.
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