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 06.08.2011
My friend asks forgiveness:

Catherine, this is Alexander.
No, no... It’s not the ham you knew, but corrected and updated. Your words burned deeply in my soul and I decided to change my behavior.
I will be tremendous and gentle, like the first snowmen on the cold ice, I will NEVER say the words "I will never say the words" again, I will even forget who women are!!! to
And keep silent!! I said to be silent and to forget!!! I’m sorry, it’s me with my own... In the morning I’ll bring you violins (from the window) and we’ll be together, with pleasure.
We will breathe the smell of passing through (Oh, God... where did they come from here????) And then I’ll bring you coffee to bed (the old but reliable dish) and
We will immerse ourselves in the joy of the oral... e-e... taste sensation, called the “Nescafe.” Yes, I’m an irreparable romantic and I like their advertising.
And when you get up and the sun will golden your shoulders, I will get the paints and capture you in all your glory on the molbert.
Hm... or on a pallet? My God, how difficult it is to be a punk...) Then I gently kiss and say - "Doy work, I want to eat...." =%)))
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