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 09.08.2011
A few years ago, the line on the Ukrainian border. The border near the shlagbaum only misses a few. I approach, wait, change, say everyone is waiting, and these by personal arrangement with the commander are passing. On the booth kicks - there the second is sitting. I see a trust phone with a Kiev number on the booth. Immediately with him I recruit and explain that I want to travel by personal arrangement, as the foreigner recommended, but I do not know what to negotiate. Where can I see the price, or in place as if the price is not overpriced? The borderman next only "bl..." and could scream. I did not trust these phones before, but once in my life I had to see border guards running, rushing. As fast as that time, I and the whole assembly never crossed the border.
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