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 11.08.2011
We decided to find out who is the best opera in the world.
Come from all countries and compete. The task: forests
15 hectares, there launched a rabbit and you need to find him. The first Americans, the SWAT squadron breaks into the woods, with mints, hour not, 2 not, after 3 they carry a rabbit, everyone is delighted with the good tra-la... Further, the English, drive into the woods the best royal soldiers, a bunch of hunting dogs and other labours, in an hour they carry a rabbit... all in shock, affix... Well, the turn of the Russians
In the woods, two operas in the shape of dads, all began to get upset:
Men, you are where, you are there for a couple of days.
Opera is OK.
Yes, we will be waiting for you here.
Everything is OK. We soon entered the forest.
In the forest there is noise, thunder, screams.
They leave in 15 minutes!
A bear in handcuffs. Conducted to Judges
Bear - Where to go here, I am a rabbit!))))
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