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 12.08.2011
I hired a courier today. Here is his summary:
1st Ability to move quickly around the city: Skills of accelerated transportation in the subway (active and accurate passage through large crowds of people; running (up / down) on the escalator at a speed of 6-7 steps / sec; use of systems that allow to determine the most rational train wagon). Skills of fast walking on asphalted, ground surfaces. Ability to activate running in emergencies and with temporary delays. Advanced terrain orientation skills (use of high-tech GPS navigation systems with current terrain maps, ability to "Sorry, please don’t tell me where %StreetName% is?").
2nd Personal qualities: Rational and logical thinking. Physical and mathematical thinking. There is programming thinking. Responsibility, punctuality and other similar words, the true meaning of which is known to few.
Three Physical qualities: Knowledge and skill of many sports elements of workout movement. Muscle strength, flexibility and so on. of cardiointolerance. In addition to all this, I have a lot of skills and skills: from breeding aquarium shrimp and cooking brownie biscuits to scrubbing and creating websites on the Internet.

Interestingly, the boy is 16 years old. There is something to learn... (c)
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