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 12.08.2011
Director of Peace (23:49:21 11/08/2011)
I want a silk dress.
Director of Peace (23:49:30 11/08/2011)
But to buy it, you have to lose weight.
Director of Peace (23:49:40 11/08/2011)
To lose weight, you have to stop eating cosmonauts.
Director of Peace (23:49:55 11/08/2011)
But I can’t stop eating a cosmonaut – I’m an astronaut.
Director of Peace (23:50:44 11/08/2011)
The cosmos forward!! to
~Rose from Danon~ (23:52:14 11/08/2011)
You are a cosmonaut mushrooms so do not go, or something carries you.
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