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 14.05.2008
Have you ever tried drinking vodka in an airplane? If not,

Definitely try it. Failing inside is wonderful. Me is

The knowledgeable people taught.

We built a kindergarten in one of the Ural district centers.

Sadiq, by the way to say, was wonderful – at those times such

It was little. Swimming pool, sauna, winter garden, computer class HP

Completed and other.

Here is only the French water heater for the swimming pool with local

He didn’t want to be electrified – he burned all the time. We decided for him a trip.

In Moscow for repairs. Sensor of water flow

received at the request of the manufacturer. Here, I have a reason.

Home flying appeared – birthday happened, we and a friend heater

We were also taken to the airport. And this heater in the appearance of the PZRK

"Stinger" reminded, especially those who have not seen these Stingers. immediately clear

There will be questions on inspection. I have a separate heater.

so that it was more convenient to show, and the flow sensor was moved into the bag.

We arrived at the airport a little late, and the inspection was the last. friend

I walked forward while I was digging near the metal detector. I watched, asked

He told him about something, he replied, two police officers twisted his hands behind his back and

led to. I knew that there would be questions and those mentions would say, “Wait, say,

I have a second part of the heater.” I said when I also

led to. He was taken to the local airport department. Our things in

to the chamber, and to the colonel. When asked by the police officer:

"What is it in your bag for a pipe with wires," - my friend his

“Don’t worry, sweetheart, I forgot the detonator at home.”

He added that the “second part” is mine.

We explained to the Colonel that our mood was raised in connection with the day.

My birth and we joke, and his subordinates have a sense of humor.

is absent.

Colonel, for some reason, we immediately believed, but finally figure it out.

commanded the officer. He returned things to us, brought them to his office and

He asks:

What is your birthday today?

Yes, I say, here’s the passport, it’s written there.

- Yes, - he pulls the time, - but here you when you fly to Moscow, as

Would you note?

- Cognac we will celebrate it, - a friend in the conversation intervened and in the bag

Show the cognac.

What am I, Red? The boss says, and climbs to the table behind the glass.

We drank a little and we were late on the plane.

“Don’t worry,” the chief reassured, “it won’t go without you.

And. He took us to the summer field and set up an electric car so that we could

The plane arrives. In the electric car was a police officer.

Some kinds of shit in the covers hanged. I go in with the sergeant.

In the plane – he went to the pilots, and we went to the salon. We are, we are

We can't go, we can't go, we can't go, we can't go, we can't go, we can't go, we can't go, we can't go.

He sits and looks at us. Everyone’s eyes are tight like a wire.

Their shoulders are such that when they are sitting straight, they pass by.

There is no salon. Among them, there are two free places.

We stood up and ate through their shoulders, looking at their places. The Village.

They look at everything carefully. A friend could not stand it and asked the men:

What happened?

- No, no, - the healthiest of them turned to us - interesting

Simply, you are who?

And you are who?

- And we from group "A", the exercises here were conducted with the locals, they taught them.

to fight terrorism. And who are you? Not even on a plane with weapons.

They let.

We understood what the sergeant gave up to the pilots for the "chicks". Weapons there

It was. And the pride immediately appeared - the builders are allowed, and they are not.



We met the men, we got the cognac, they also had them with us.

They taught me to drink. It simply fails inside.

It is wonderful. Terrorism then appeared, and it did not yet exist.
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