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 14.08.2011
I work in a shopping center in a small cell phone department. In the morning when I came to work, I saw a picture of a couple’s quarrel right in front of my department.
Suitable family, mom, dad, son sitting in a cart with food. The wife went to the toilet, Papiq at this moment not long thinking gets a bowl of beer from the cart, drinks a bowl, gets a second and stands to taste. The wife goes out, sees this picture and begins to scream: What are you doing? How will we go home? How are you driving? TD and TP
The husband gets the keys out of his pocket, gives them to his wife and says, "Don't fuck it was me to wake up at 7 in the morning, you had to go to the store, here and drive the car yourself!"! to
He gets a bag of beer and chips from the cart, takes the child and leaves. The wife stands in full shower for 2 minutes, turns to me and says, “I’m not right!”! to
I was barely holding back before, and after that phrase lay on the table)))
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