xxx: and if on Venus the conditions were similar, almost like on Mars. Then everyone would argue where to fly – to Venus or to Mars.
Yyy: Well, if the Americans are going to Mars, then our probably would fly to Venus.
XXX: I can imagine it. The diligent Americans made a careful flight back and forth, receiving some information of medium importance. The Russian expedition was saved by the courage and dedication of the crew members. Already flying past the moon, the roof of our ship was torn and we had to fly in a cabriolet. And also one man must have landed on the moon to reduce the load on the ship. On Venus, of course, we were lucky and back they arrived floating (in a vacuum, but we are Russians, chao) and with hundreds of oil.
Yyy: And that man on the moon long and diligently pulled out the word from the three letters on the surface so that it could be seen from Earth.
In short, traditional Russian wine. "Winning and winning"