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 22.08.2011
How variable people are in their opinions!!!! to
I was on vacation for two weeks. The old house (a two-story stall, the walls - horror) decided to wrap the walls with hiscarton. Started to break the plinth, cash (in general, everything that interferes). Neighbors and grandmothers ask: “Are you on vacation?” The repair decided to do?" Kiev, said, yes. Grandmother’s Choir: "Oh good boy! Not that some of the Turks are riding and drinking vodka on the couch!" Broke everything necessary, began to put the frame out of the profile. In order not to fade with the scissors decided to cut it "Bulgarian". After 3 days of constant grinding and grinding (there is little space and I have to count and a lot of grinding profile, I did all this from 10 am to 7 pm) I hated the whole house!!! Everyone I met in the entrance/in the courtyard complained: "And when will this finally end?". Once even the note on the door was hanged "Suk, shut down your plate!!!". He scattered, set the frame, pierced the wires, glued the hyproc. The neighbor asks: "Have you finished the repair? Show that you did there?" Showed (not as cool as in well-known shows about repairs, but quite decent). The neighbor said: "Hey! I want to do the same..."
Now I hate a good half of the male population of the court and acquaintances... And all women/grandmothers are invited to visit... :(
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