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 15.05.2008
FrEewAy: We will land on the moon, build our city, we will begin to actively reproduce and soon we will be more than the Chinese. We will crush a huge ship and fly to Earth to capture the world! First we will destroy China (the hardest thing must be done first), and then all the rest as well. By destroying mankind, we will create an entirely new progressive race based on the ideals of goodness and honesty. There will be no wars or other bloodshed in our world. And then, we’ll get bored of it all one day, and we’ll all drink jade, and dinrics will reappear on Earth, because we’ll revive them from the DNA molecule of the now-existent dinosaurs in this miserable UK, in their miserable museums. The Muha.
Milky: A great plan! I am with you 😉
FrEewAy: Excuse me, the guy, I smashed it all...
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