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 25.08.2011
How did you get out of the "sex war"?

Women wear socks and socks.
They are indifferent to culture.
Twenty percent of them are idiots.
Thirty percent are full of fools.
40% of them are psychopaths.
In the sum, it gives us ninety.
We have 10 percent in stock.
Choosing from these is not easy.

Men wear beards and beards.
They discuss any problems.
Twenty percent of them are blue.
40 percent are vodka lovers.
Thirty percent of them are impotent.
10 is not in good shape.
In the sum it gives us a hundred percent,
We have nothing left.

Forty percent of those in the coatings
It is suitable for vodka lovers.
They love blue psychopaths sometimes.
The truth is that they are not okay with their heads.
Fools always regret impotents.
The idiots wanted.
In sum, of course, we are one hundred percent:
Fools, idiots, goats and impotents

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