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 25.08.2011
Juzzt: I worked in a night shift as a guard on one object. I mean, I walk around, somewhere in the middle of the first night, and I find that the employee of the XHH today has been delayed and about something on elevated tones is mocking with his faithful on the phone, and they whisper so that I hear that at that end of the tube his wife runs into his ear:
Yes, I am at work! I was upset!! I don’t walk anywhere, I don’t walk with anyone, I work!! to
I know how you work! You haven’t been home for days!! I know you’re talking about grandmothers!! Admit yourself as a man.
I feel like my beard is starting to grow!! to
What other beard?? to
The Blue Fuck!! The blue beard!! to
You’re a boob again, aren’t you?
I’ll go home... let’s talk.
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