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 30.08.2011
dFl: Let it go! Who needs this sequel? Calories are wasted!
Lieta: Calories can be wasted in other ways, you are right. Are you beautiful?
dFl: Very, very beautiful :D
And the smart?
dFl: Extremely smart, extremely smart.
And modest, as I see. And where can you look at your photo card and be sure of your intelligence?
dFl: In reality, I’m a boyfriend of cameras, they’re flashing all the time.
Lieta: the virgins burst out when the word fucking, and you are a man, gather!
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