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 01.09.2011
Kagero (11:29:01 30/08/2011)
I’m working on a notebook, sitting on the edge of the screen of a fly, looking at me so sharply and rubbing my front legs! There was a feeling that she has already come up with some kind of shit for me and is about to start implementing it! OO

Kagero (11:52:25 30/08/2011)
I know what kind of stuff she invented! She drowned in my coffee. T_T

Kagero (12:03:25 30/08/2011)
WAHAHAHA! I pulled out the coffee and put it on the table. Now she’s stuck to the table and can’t move!

Kagero (12:10:06 30/08/2011)
The boss looked at me like a dumb dumb! I am standing in the toilet, my fly (apologized for the cattle, decided to wash, dry and let go!)! He approaches and asks:"What do you do?" I honestly answered him "My fly"... the boss hanged for a minute for 2, then went quietly burching under his nose "we need to issue a salary urgently..." XD
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