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 01.09.2011
I went to the office yesterday in the elevator, state - carry me four (I hardly sleep for a week). On one of the floors, a man comes out, I press a button to close the door, I see another man trying to enter, well, I open back. I have to apologize, and I try to say that I haven’t seen it. I give out:
I hated you...
Man in shock. He looks at me with big round eyes and complains:
Why do we see each other for the first time?
Well, I’m in a stumbling state, but I answer:
That’s why I hated not seeing each other, and now I almost love you!
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