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 02.09.2011
I see the need to distract people from iPhones and terminals. Let’s borrow them with other crazy theories.

Theory number one. It is impossible to invent a non-existent word of more than 20 letters (any kind of kimersibalhanasirenk) and nowhere without writing it - to remember in an hour and a half its exact pronunciation.

Theory No. 2 It is impossible to put four fittings together so that two of them are joyful in the air.

Theory number three. It is impossible to glue more than 15 paper sticker on your forehead without holding them and so that none of them in the process does not glue off.

Theory number 4. It is impossible on paper to draw a square crossed from corner to corner with one line (without tearing off the hands and not going through the same line twice).

Theory No. 5 It is impossible to write a phrase of at least ten words, in which - according to all the rules of the Russian language, after each word will stand a pencil.

Check, with respect, the generator of idiotic theories, - NoTime.
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