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 02.09.2011
She: I promise you will have breakfast, lunch and dinner with me every day!
He: No, Nafiq... go out for me!
She: and how are there all sorts of dates, flowers, a ring with a brilliant, standing on one knee? and :)
He: Yes, for the sake of food, I am ready to kill it all!! to
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