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 03.09.2011
Coming from fishing, he poured four decent carp into a basement, poured water on the floor in the bath, himself in the bath under the shower. The cat immediately turns around, staring into the bench. Going out after the shower, only after the towel pulled, the carp pulls out of the basement and on the floor, the cat instantly through me on the basement will take off to the very top and sitting on the basement looks down and complainingly blows. My wife is knocking on the door, what’s going on? Standing naked I don’t know what to do first, open the door, take the cat out of the cage, catch the rock on the floor, or dress the cowards. On the floor, it is not clear from whom.
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