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 12.09.2011
xxx: What a shit I came to Moscow and just didn't go out once to the institute and to the store, and here I lie on the bed in the shock, with horror in the eyes and with a new neighbor whose name is Ural for a moment!
Why the Urals? Where did he come from?
XXX: Who knows it? And today the girl Lada should come to me and there will be a Russian car industry here.
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