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 16.09.2011
The attempts to properly disperse the wifi obtained by two EDGE swirls, by a fleet of four sailing regatta yachts, ended with the following announcement (authorship of the skipper):

The Sapphira, Grand Soleil 46.3-foot yacht, attributed to Marina Kastela, Croatia, requires a system administrator for unstable but exciting seasonal work. Requirements other than system:

Unblindedness
- knowledge of at least two nodes - bullshit and scotch (bantik and 'hernia somewhat' are not suitable)
Allowance and odorlessness
Home English/Russian
Resilience to temporary absence of Internet in offshore

P.S The Sysadmin! Remember to! The hands that grow out of the ass are broken off by scotch swamps in priority! And with one brain, you don’t need to be on a boat!! to

P.S to P.S Work in high temperatures of the Adriatic, up to +45 in the shade. There is no server!! to

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