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 17.09.2011
I go to work, I call.
Buying something at home?
No need, there is everything.
I go in and hear...
- Go for bread, buy cookies for tea, or there is nothing at home.
I would kill! He called, he asked.

Or... He went from work, jumped into the store, bought everything. In addition to the wheat sauce, which the child loves - I too.
Three days pass and the cry: - A-a-a! The whole sausage was eaten. I have not even tried!
Who banned you? And so constantly! Wait until we eat, and then fuck - it's not called otherwise! Once even conducted an experiment - bought and neither ate himself, nor allowed the child... fucking! A month in the refrigerator! Again, with the child, we smelled, and twenty minutes later the same shout, A-a-a! I was not even given a try! I thought I would get infected!
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