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 18.09.2011
A female logic? My unseen man calls me and whispers at the phone.
What soap did you buy? Horror of something.
and?? to
Soap is dark, it smells ugly.
What was in the closet? What are you washing?
Yes and what? It smells good, but it smells very bad. You always buy something shit.
I phallomorphized. Instead of using a toilet soap lying in a soap, or one of the three gels next to the shelf, my miracle did not let go into the closet, and dig in the back row lying in a closed (because smell) soap, the dark, scary, stinking VETERINARY peanut soap I’m holding for the dog. I washed my hair and it was my fault. :)
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