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 18.09.2011
She: in my acquaintances here she writes pepper 2000 hours 1000 minutes 30 minutes
After my long rejections, this fucking raised the cost to 3500
It’s Saturday, everyone is drunk and everyone wants sex.
She: more wrote: give 5 and point 1 hour of sex all you want to think
He: If black word were you, I'd agree :D
She: Fou
He: What fu ta, an hour and all 5 thousand, I am out of a week to work, so I would agree :)
She: Give me your number.
I am not a girl :(
It may not be principle)
He: Blair here is already principle to me :)
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