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 18.05.2008
On the local channel in the type of “Criminal” show an intelligent lady, all in “disordered” feelings.
She says: "I go home, I talk on the phone. Suddenly a man jumps up, grabs my phone and pushes me to the iron fence.
Takes his cough and strikes it so that all the breasts are visible.
"Look, you see how he scratched me" she says.
The men, I think at this point, did not look at the scratches.

Next: show the blue-collar who was caught with this phone. He says:
"She gave her phone. He says, speaking from the mouth. Go and push my phone. We are ".
I was in a roof.
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