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 23.09.2011
Awakening
Darya Donzova made a very gentle advertisement for mops. She loves this breed. I was the owner of the mops, I could say by chance. So now I wonder, am I having the wrong mops or donzova? In her stories they are thick, lazy and reckless. I have Carlson with two propellers in my ass. Wear the shroud of the neighbor's shepherd, and apologize, squeezing on the head of the neighbor's same berry is a sacred thing. I previously held erdeles – and have written stories about them many times. But then, to my great surprise, I discovered that there are brains in this dumb scapegoat!!! to
I understand that as a guard such a dog... except as a warning. However, one useful application has been found. He works with me as an alarm. His task is to wake me up exactly at 9 a.m. He is successfully dealing with this mission.
But today I decided to get stuck – since it was already so that I woke up a few minutes earlier.
The people! I couldn’t believe my eyes – carefully pulled out of the blanket: the dog wasn’t sleeping anymore. He was sitting and staring at the wall clock!!! As soon as the second arrow touched, he jumped on me and began to shake, using all the available methods - touching my legs, squinting, sneezing in my ear, tapping a blanket. And so on... But I decided to joke.
Just did not react.
Damn, even uncomfortable for such a stupid joke.
Because the dog raised such a panic, with the involvement of all family members... I don’t know what he worried more about – why I didn’t wake up, or that he couldn’t cope with his job...
I will not joke like that anymore.
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