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 23.09.2011
I met a girlfriend I hadn’t seen for a long time, it turned out that she was. Like me, I got married not so long ago. Naturally, we start sharing family life experiences, and... discussing husbands (men, sorry :-) )
I just don’t know what to cook for him. He doesn’t eat chicken, he doesn’t eat fish, he doesn’t eat cakes.
I: And I am lucky, Igor is generally unpretentious in food, almost all-eating. He just doesn’t like cabbage.And the macarons.And also cabbage.And can not tolerate omelets and cooked cream. And he doesn’t like mushrooms.Luke doesn’t endure (indignantly) He’s a fucking capricious, it turns out!
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