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 25.09.2011
I read a story about the logic of blondes, explained by a psychologist.
by 23.09.
For many years, I have offered men a simple test of cleverness: a beloved woman walks in circles and breathes that her girlfriend has bought Ophigenic boots. What does she (the beloved woman) want?
And almost all the men on the autopilot say she wants him
I bought her the same shoes. Who are they after that? Why her
The same shoes? To walk with a girlfriend the same as two incubator chickens? Or to crack? How can men buy women’s shoes? Do they know the size? Do they remember the model? Do you know where it is cheaper?
Only my husband (then still a future) breathed and said:
She wants to get money for new shoes.
He breathed even worse and added:
More expensive than my girlfriend.
The genius, of course.
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