Filed to:
Look at the newspaper.

The Madness:
Another one. Where do I get the newspapers?

Filed to:
You don’t have spam?

The Madness:
No is

Filed to:
You have no lifts and no writing on the walls.

The Madness:
NOA

Filed to:
by Lan

The Madness:
competent setting of the gateway: ipfw + squid + apache + external log analyzers, antivirus (no alkasha and nickname), monitoring working demons (cleaning workers, builders, etc.)Spam filtering and banner cutting (monitoring and filtering of incoming and outgoing by any port), instantaneous notification by phone in case of any serious alerts or attempts to hack, magnetic card authorization (no passwords), as well as visual authorization (up to the state of "Gerasim" from the famous story of Turgenev), during serious threats - persistent encryption (think at least 256-bit) at a safe distance.

Filed to:
What is this? 😉

The Madness:
Hardware and software complex: homephone + babka conserver